clapton it 

v. the action of having an excessively high opinion of one's self or ability that no one else could help to improve it. the term usually applies to guitar players with extremely large egos.

see also: bono it, warhol it, kanye west it, mel gibson it, oprah it

"Hey guys, don't even bother trying to help me out on this song. I think it would just sound better if I just play guitar on the whole album."

"Might as well just clapton it."

clapton it by Charles Merriam & Noah Webster May 18, 2009

Craptonite 

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag

Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!

Craptonite by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

Claptonism

Bowing and praising the one and only God Clapton. All Claptonists(people who bow to Clapton) must know most of the songs that mede Clapton famous such as Cocaine, Layla, Crossroads and so on. Claptonist must also praise the perfect god-like guitar known simply as the Fender Stratocaster and anything that is Fender. In the end Clapton will show us the right path when we have to choose in the "crossroad".

"Mom I am gonna go practice Claptonism with my friends because we heard clapton pay and we wanna be his slaves"

Claptonism by Pope of the Claptonist Church March 14, 2009

Craptonite 

An inferior building product used in cheap furniture, i.e. 'particle board', or short-strand OSB.

Az- "Ya think that bookcase will hold up?"
Fuzz- "Nah, 'tis pure Craptonite!"

Craptonite by AzureLupine March 24, 2009

Claptonism

The Religion of those who recognize Eric Clapton as a God

I just converted to Claptonism .

Claptonism by Claptonist March 4, 2009

Claytonitis 

When ur really cool

That dude with the clout goggles has some mad claytonitis

Claytonitis by Yeetman429696969 February 5, 2019

Claytonite

People who live in Clayton, California

They are generally rich white people. They are snobby and think they are better then everyone else, even though they aren't. They tend to ignore anyone of a lower social and/or financial level. Avoid at all costs.

Paul: AHHH! It's a Claytonite!

Jim: OH NO! They have come to mock us and our minimum wages!

Paul: NOOOOOOO!

Jim: THE HORROR!

Claytonite by Its.True. January 18, 2011