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Chilaxivaprocrasturbate

The activation of chilling and relaxing, while procrastinating by masturbating
Josh: Hey, want to come over after school?

Chase: Sorry, I have to chilaxivaprocrasturbate for my test tomorrow.
Related Words

chilaxing 

To chill and to relax at the EXACT same time. Nifty, I know.
Tim, Steve, I chilaxed with our monkeys while we watched a chick flick.
chilaxing by Ashley March 28, 2005

chilaxin 

chillin and relaxin
"wut u doin??"
"chilaxin"
chilaxin by Stephen June 6, 2003

Chillaxed 

It's a word put together from Chillin' and Relaxing. It actually means the same. If somebody should cool down you could say he or she has to relax or has to chill out. If you decide not to choose between these to, or you haven't made a decision while you already have to say the word, you say 'Chillax'.

It could also mean having a good time with your friends.
Woo man, don't get so angry, chillax a little!

or

Hangin' out with my homies today was super chillaxed.
Chillaxed by Jasper Vondeling September 3, 2007
to chill out and relax and refer to the figure skating term triple axel all at once.
Tom needed to chilaxel after getting all stressed out about Michelle Kwan losing the Olympics.
combined from chilling and relaxing. slang in the hood when you're too lazy to say both words chilling and relaxing.
i'm just chilaxing with some purple cush and my forty
chilax by good for nothing December 5, 2002