centifeeter 

a hunndred foot penis.

Bill:Yo how big is joes penis?
Bobo:A centimeter!
Bill:Whoa thats microscopic!
Bill:What about Garys and lucas?
Bobo:Only a centifeeter!

centifeeter by Gary S. and Lucas M. January 10, 2008

5 Centimeters Per Second 

2007 Japanese animated movie drama about time and love. Basically the Japanese version of The Notebook.

"The movie is named 5 Centimeters Per Second for the speed at which cherry blossom petals fall, petals being a metaphorical representation of humans, reminiscent of the slowness of life and how people often start together but slowly drift into their separate ways."

Did you cry while watching 5 Centimeters Per Second?

5 Centimeters Per Second by ThreeLeafIvy December 25, 2007

centimeter-peter 

an extremely small penis

That dude has a centimeter-peter!

centimeter-peter by SheyVonna May 30, 2006

centimeter pener 

means someone who has a really small penis

Josh: i hate to say this but i got a centimeter pener

centimeter pener by dlow12 May 4, 2007

Centimeter Peter Syndrome

When a girl is so ugly that your penis shrivels up so tiny, it is only a few centimeters long.

Guy 1: "So how was your blind date?"

Guy 2: "Damn man she was so ugly she gave me Centimeter Peter Syndrome!"

Guy 1: "Blind dates are the worst"

Centimeter Peter Syndrome by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

Three Centimeter Dash 

When just beginning to have sexual intercourse with a girl and you realize by her completely frozen, shocked expression that you've put it in the wrong hole. Thus, in order to continue bangin', your stupid ass has to make the three centimeter dash from her bung hole (or pee hole) to her vagina.

*Note, distances may vary for different individuals.

Robert: Man, I was doin' it for the first time tonight and you know what?
Timothy: What ma' nigga?
Robert: I started fuckin' her but I put it in the wrong hole.
Timothy: Wow...
Robert: Luckily, I was able to make a quick three centimeter dash and finish up right.
Timothy: I bet that dash wasn't the only thing that was only three centimeters.
Robert:...
Timothy: *takes off sunglasses* YEEAAAAH!!!

Three Centimeter Dash by ErWiHaMaRiJa March 18, 2011

Centimeter 

"Call me" in the Queen's English (not Elizabeth II; New York queens!). Abbreviated to "cm" and then became "Centimeter!

Girl! CENTIMETER! I need to tell you about the trade I pulled last night on Grindr!

Centimeter by Queen Carlota July 25, 2010