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celebrinaut 

a term used to describe the rising tide of "fake" celebrities. Folks like Paris Hilton, Nichole Richie, and Kim Kardashian et.al. who are not famous for anything in particular other than being famous. Pronounced Celebri-NOT the term is ironic in that it evokes real professions like "astronaut", but implies that these attention whores are "not" celebrities but are trying really hard to become ones.
Paris Hilton wishes she was a celebrity, but she is a celebrinaut.
celebrinaut by Jeremy Gold March 19, 2008
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celebrislut 

Any woman (or man) who become famous, or adds to their fame, by doing things that would gain the average person nothing but shame and ridicule.
The father of Anna Nichole Smith's kid could be one of four guys, Paris Hilton has a new porn video on the net, Britney Spears shaved her head on the way to rehab, What Celebrisluts!
celebrislut by Enfomoco February 24, 2007

celebritat 

"I'm going to the parlor to get a celebritat! I'm thinking Britney Spears' face?"
celebritat by d@ b!g $l00t January 14, 2010

Celebricate 

The fabrication of celebrity; the manufacturing of a celebrity for capital gain.
The celebrication of Paris Hilton can be attributed to the release of a sex tape in 2003, which brought the celebutante to a new level of fame, leading to magazine covers, a book deal, and a reality TV series.

The surfacing of celebrity sex tapes has become so common that some in the popular media have suggested that celebrity agents and PR representatives sometimes purposely allow the releases to celebricate their client's career.

celebrislut 

A person famous for their slutiness.
Some current celebrisluts are Tila Tequila Paris Hilton, and Kim Kardashian
celebrislut by polelene November 6, 2007

Celebriate 

To party for the sole purpose of becoming intoxicated. Combination of the words "celebrate" and "inebriate".

Variations:
Celebriation
Celebriatory
My brother found $10 walking home from work, so we bought a handle with it and celebriated this stroke of luck.
Celebriate by ExperimentalFilm February 20, 2011

Celebriations 

The events of an alcohol party. Portmanteau of "inebriated" and "celebrations."
Man, I was so drunk last night, I don't even remember any of the celebriations.
Celebriations by J. P. T. February 19, 2010