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Cavern Crotch 

An extremely loose, gaping female vagina. Once your in past the lips of a cavern crotch, there is very little feeling or contact between the penis and the inner walls and is akin to being in a giant empty cave.
Roger dumped his girlfriend Sheila after he pounded her the first time and discovered she had a cavern crotch and felt nothing.
Cavern Crotch by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

Cavern-roulette 

A game that you play where one of your friends hide in a cavern and then everyone else must visit every cavern in the area to try and find them. The first person to find them gets a prize determined by the group beforehand. As each person finds them, they all stay together in the caverns waiting for the final person. The last person to find them must do any of the activities at the cavern of the others choosing while wearing fish slippers.
Let’s cavern-roulette this weekend.
Cavern-roulette by uwubellkeeper September 15, 2023

Cavern Cleavage 

An excessive amount of unused space between a woman’s breasts.
Megan Fox suffers from cavern cleavage.
Cavern Cleavage by ilybbyrawr November 15, 2009

Cavern of No Return

A refrence of a womans vagina.
David had to put on a raincoat before going into the fat ladys Cavern of No Return
Cavern of No Return by Amy Bel February 9, 2006

Cavern Black Metal 

A sub-genre of Black Metal.
Charecterized by really lousy sound quality.
Primitive music and lyrics are usually present in Cavern Black Metal, but are not always a neccessity.

Most Cavern Black Metal bands are considered kvlt and tr00.

The name Cavern Black Metal is derived from the lousy sound quality, as though it has been recorded in a cave.
- OMG, have you listen to that kvlt band Sodomizers of Sodom?
- Nope, what do they play?
- Cavern Black Metal, what else?
Cavern Black Metal by Svarog July 14, 2006

Cavern Fungus 

Hair on the less favorable areas of your body. (i.e. armpits, pubes, etc.)
David has the lightest blonde hair I've ever seen, but his cavern fungus is dark brown.