carrolled 

Verb - preceded by the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol; the act during which an individual loses one's keys, cell phone, wallet, and/or identity. Loss of memory is to be expected. In extreme cases one may wake up in another state, attempt grand theft auto, or get up on a fatty; all while being the life of the party/event, even if it is for 10 minutes. May also lead to the commissioning and winning of slap bets, along with other felonious activities. Named after the great Michael Barnabas Evelyn Carroll.

"Dude what happened to you last night?"
"I don't know, man, I got carrolled."

carrolled by Theodore Evelyn Mosbey June 10, 2013

Carrolled 

When one recieves unfavourable work assingments from management.

" You just got carrolled."

"My ass is killing me, I just got carrolled."

Carrolled by A-male. April 30, 2011

Carrolled 

To cheat someone out of something. To fleece. To steal money, or awards that rightfully belong to others. To inflate the worth of a product far beyond its true value.

USC got Carrolled. They thought they had it all but they end up with nothing but sanctions.

The Cardinals got Carrolled. They drafted Leinart in the first round and he was a bust. They lost an enormous amount of time and money in that deal.

The NFL is getting Carrolled. How many Trojan draft busts are there? A LOT. What great marketing for such a bad product.

Carrolled by Realmatic October 7, 2010

carolleft

The act of making a left on a red left turn arrow as per the recommendation, nay mandate, from Adam Carolla, e.g. Car roll left.

I was in a rush to get to work the other day and listening to my favorite podcast, Guinness Book's #1 podcast that is, and was stopped at a left turn arrow unnecessarily, so I pulled a carolleft and was on my way - no chicken-shit ticket to be had.

carolleft by the comand'r May 29, 2016

monsignor carroll 

Noun: a pant tugging bore; a so-called man of the cloth who puts the coin before the flock; a teller of seldom funny misogynistic jokes and always amusing foot-in-mouth comments; part of the 1-2 punch committed to destroying the golden A.

Monsignor Carroll: Uhh, uhh, uhmm, hello faculty, in uhh today's meeting, uhh, uhh, hemenway and I will bore and insult you in an effort to make you uhh work harder and sub more for less uhh money. And then we'll pass the hat and ask for donations.

Veteran faculty: Bite me, tuggy.

monsignor carroll by Bobby Oso January 18, 2010

Pete Carrolling

verb
1. To get out while the going is good, in a two-faced, cowardly manner
2. To gain advantage, often through underhanded means, and then to esacpe with cowardice while leaving others to deal with the repercussions

1. That USC coach is Pete Carrolling his way to Seattle before the shit hits the fan at USC.

2. After receiving gifts and money under the table, Reggie Bush (and now Joe McKnight) Pete Carrolled out of USC before they could get in trouble with the NCAA.

3. OJ Mayo went Pete Carrolling at Tim Floyd's house.

Pete Carrolling by EZirish January 12, 2010

Carroll High School 

A little High School tucked away in an obscure corner of Fort Wayne, Indiana. Noted for it's population of dumb preppy bitches, wanabe Gangstahs, faux intellectuals, rampant drug use, extreme cliquiness, hicks, assbackwardasfuck administration, draconian rules, and general aura of bullshit no one really cares about.

Carroll kid: I go to Carroll High School.
Kid from some other school: Oh shit... I'm sorry dude.

Carroll High School by An0m1Y May 5, 2009