carpet shuffle 

When you have had the most amazing sex ever, you cannot pick up your feet to walk.

" We went at it for so long, and it felt so good, that when we were done, I couldn't even pick up my feet and walk. So I did the carpet shuffle."

carpet shuffle by sufimomma February 15, 2009

Shuffling Carpet 

Eating your girl out without using your tongue

Her: I'm glad you shaved your face before shuffling carpet for me
Him: Yeah

Shuffling Carpet by Bpier February 14, 2017