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camera phone

A criminal obsession of the truly retarded.

Something people with jobs that matter don't have, because in occupations/industries where it really counts, cameras are security risks.
Every other clueless wannabe has one though.
Michael complained about the pictures on his camera phone, when they turned out to be way below yearbook quality.
"I thought I was getting an SLR!" he lamented.
camera phone by Sense December 10, 2004
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camera phone

A process in which these to items end up being glued together which there creates a camera phone. Under going the process does not gurantee that both of the items will continue working but in the rare case it will.
Sarah: Man i hate having to bulky items in my purse.
Julie: Just make a camera phone.
camera phone by veronica unleashed October 18, 2008

camera phoney 

What your mobile / cell phone is called when you pretend it can take pictures and get stupid skanks at the 'stang to take pictures with it - even though it can't really take pictures.
D-Mac: Hey Ben, there's Artur! You should get that skank to take a photo of us all with your camera phoney!
Ben: I'm off to get another Smirnoff.
camera phoney by D-Mac April 22, 2004

CameraPhoneographer 

Artist who uses cellular telephone devices to capture moments in time.
Now that Matt has a Chocolate, he has become a semi pro. cameraPhoneographer.

Cameraphowned

v. To be humiliated by compromising(often sexual) cell phone pictures being leaked on the internet.
Did you hear about those pics of Miley Cyrus on the web? She got Cameraphowned!

cameraphone toast 

The act of raising your cameraphone in order to take a snap of an object or person of interest/admiration.
This geezer rocks up outside the pub in a bloddy Bugatti Veyron. Nice. Within seconds the guy's completely surrounded by folk giving it a cameraphone toast.

Cameraphowned

v. To be humiliated by compromising(often sexual) cell phone pictures being leaked on the internet.
Did you see those naked pics of Suzie from the party on Friday? She totally got cameraphowned!