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Butlerized 

To be transformed into someone's bitch.

The process through which it happens is called butlerization.

The author is called the butlerizer.
Tom: Dude, you should gather the wood and setup the tent
Nick: No prob man
Tom: You've been butlerized
Butlerized by stimpsy July 14, 2016

Buzzkrieg 

1. n.) The form of party assault generally practiced by the Buzzsaw Nation and known to raise the atmosphere of an event to epic levels, usually including sessions of Buzzlegums, the appearance of pink pancakes and the occasional occurence of a mitch off.

2. n.) The Legendary technique of increasing celebration intensity at events normally attended by urban dictionary rockstars such as pooh, ghetto definiton #75, rerun def#3 and Walker def #4
USC never saw the Husky Buzzkrieg hurtling at them until it was too late.

Two words...Bloomsburg Buzzkrieg

Pi Kapp Alpha completely brought a Buzzkrieg to the Delta Delta Delta spring formal.

The Irondale will never be the same after the 'Saws Buzzkrieg...nor will it's bushes.

Talladega Boulevard...Sierra Papa...Where's Vegas, Daddy NO! Viking funeral...Buzzkrieg
Buzzkrieg by the TiVO September 25, 2009

Buzzerbeater 

In basketball, a shot players take with the time running out. It's usually a "hey, maybe the luck turns to me" shot but they might also decide the winner. Of course, most of the buzzerbeaters miss, because they're very difficult. The most famous buzzerbeaters are loooong range 3-pointers that go in, again, usually with some help of luck. By the way: the ball must be released from a player's hands before the buzzer sounds.
(real situation, youtube it)
(crowd): BEAT L.A., BEAT L.A....
Lakers inbound it, Kobe Bryant comes from under the basket, catches the ball on the 3-point line and shoots the ball which hits nothing but net.

the reporter: Whoooo! Are you kidding me? A buzzerbeater by Kobe and the Lakers win this one in double OT...
Buzzerbeater by blazh24 November 26, 2009

buggerize 

To cause complete and irreparable misfuction.
buggerize by zmp February 10, 2005

butterize 

"Hey, will you butterize this bagel for me?"
"Sure, dude!"
butterize by stellarback123 October 9, 2008

burgerize 

A violent criminal act that entails turning someone, usually an enemy, into a "chopped" and unrecognizable non-human state that highly resembles ground meat, or a hamburger. This can be accomplished via chainsaw, rocket launcher (e.g. DOOM), meat grinder (e.g You Can't Do That on Television), or placement of said enemy in the compactor of a large sanitation department vehicle.

Mainly used, however, as a description of how badly you are going to fuck someone up, usually in a preliminarily threatening way.
"If you burglerize, prepare to be burgerized"
burgerize by BK Dymacel March 21, 2007