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Carlos's Breeze 

Carlos's Breeze: A certain smell that's so easy to distinguish, the individual who has this horrible Curse is named Carlos. Carlos needs a belt to hide the breeze because it is stinky and smelly and doodle doo doo farts #PUstinky. Once you smell the breeze it.. Just count you're days..
Carlos! the breeze is seeping out.. PUT IT AWAY (Carlos's Breeze)
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Poseidon’s Breeze 

A close relative of Poseidon’s Kiss, this is the exhilarating feeling of refreshingly cool, semi-moist air circulating your anushole after flushing the toilet while still sitting upon it.
I was having a fucked-up day until I went to sit down for a grumpy shit and was blessed with Poseidon’s Breeze tantalizing my butthole.

The Summer's Breeze Phenomenon 

The phenomenon that when a MIMIC is near, the victim will be flooded with depictions of the sea and a warm summer's breeze. When the waves crash against heated sand and the sun is high, it will blind you as the sound of birds squawking and chirping is the last thing you hear before it gets you, it may kill you itself, or haunt you until you do.
The entirety of the town was subjected to the Summer's Breeze Phenomenon.

South breeze school 

a dumbass school with full of monkeys named sameun and tahir, sameun is a black nigger i hope he died idec like actually he should die, that niga's ego is bigger than his own cock, like niga stfu and die, no one wants you
You should sucide, i mean you should be a Sameun in a south breeze school
South breeze school by lisalover69 December 3, 2022

gulf breeze middle school

literally the most cancerous school to ever exist. filled with 6th graders that have lost their virginity and everyone juuls 24/7. the 8th grade popular group is fake and there’s one house where there’s always parties. 6th and 7th graders try to act older than they are and there’s that one ratchet girl that always post selfie videos on her snap.
gulf breeze middle school by ew_ December 10, 2018

breezies 

breezies = good looking girls
"everywhere you go with rob youre always late." "thats cuz when you ride with with rob expect to be hollerin at some breezies."
breezies by NAAACKK February 8, 2005

Gulf Breeze High School 

A shit hole full of douchebags, assholes, whores, lesbians, and wannabe gangsters with loving and supportive families. No one likes it there, but they don't realize how much better it is there than almost anywhere in Florida. It's an A school, but for some reason everyone makes it seem like an F school. Half the people can't figure out how to use their own brain, so they decide to cheat and copy off the smartest kid in the room. Pretty much anyone over the age of 16 has a car because almost everyone has rich parents that are most likely doctors, that they take advantage of and disrespect. Most of the teachers there are respectful to the students, and the students decide to treat them like complete shit for no reason. Also I hate Ivy.
Random guy: You go to Gulf Breeze High School?
Breezer: Yeah, why?
Random guy: Fuck you.