breakfast sausage 

When a guy wakes up in the morning with an erect penis, aka "morning wood"

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend got excited when she saw my breakfast sausage and knew I was ready to go.

breakfast sausage by amglaw March 20, 2014

Breakfast Sausage 

A micropenis that was doing anal, but got shat all over by the female partaking in the intercourse.

"I like a man that's up to have his dick become a breakfast sausage, you know what I mean?"

Breakfast Sausage by Breakfast Sausage With Nut Pls April 18, 2017

Breakfast Sausage 

When you wake up from having sizzling, steamy dreams of your girl(or boy) and are bulging out of your boxer briefs and they’re waiting to devour it.

Oh baby I must have been thinking about how hot last night was. See this breakfast sausage ? It’s all for you. Thank you for an unforgettable night!

Breakfast Sausage by Scrotal Apnea May 25, 2024

Breakfast Sausage Hot Dog 

When a guy wakes you up from your sleep by inserting their dick down your throat.

Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.

Breakfast Sausage Hot Dog by BloodyyShreddaR June 12, 2015

Two Sausage Egg Breakfast 

While two men are docking, they proceed to ejaculate and the semen drips into a third persons mouth while lying under them. The man proceeds to blow both men above him.

Nick: Hey man, lets give Jim a Two Sausage Egg Breakfast.
Josh: Hell yeah he looks hungry.

Two Sausage Egg Breakfast by FullMetalBalrog March 10, 2021

sausage and eggs breakfast

When a girl wakes up and gives a guy a blowjob (this is the sausage). She then swallows his man juice (this is the eggs).

Betty sure looks chipper today. She must have had a sausage and eggs breakfast compliments of Ilya.

sausage and eggs breakfast by Eric Dick January 2, 2008

breakfast saussage 

A blowjob before you've gotten out of bed in the morning.

I rolled over in the warm patch formed on the bed from the crack of light streaming in from the eastern window and asked her, in my sweetest voice, if she wanted some breakfast saussage...

breakfast saussage by the original wolfy November 8, 2006