brand caddy 

Someone who purchases (expensive) Branded accessories for an activity without being able to do it, like Golf Caddies are weighed down with equipment but not actually playing.

“Yeah, Justin new deck is sick but he can’t even skate dude, he’s just a Brand Caddy.”

brand caddy by Budget Ninja August 21, 2014

band candy 

Sex that band members get from groupies

Man, I totally scored some band candy last night - that chick was hot

band candy by Mad Hamish April 14, 2004

brandaddy

the hottest man ever with the biggest dick ever

"sup brandaddy lemme get sum big brancock"

brandaddy by k_lolziesUwU January 13, 2022

Brandaddy

Brandaddy is a young intellectual asian person that has been looked up to by many generations. If you respect your grandad then you would respect Brandaddy too.

Gorl: Notice me senpai!
Brandaddy: If you want me to listen get on your knees and suck!

Brandaddy by magik school bus dropout January 14, 2022

brandaddy

A big cock sucker
Elijah’s mum

You’re my brandaddy

brandaddy by Burger King foot lettuce February 12, 2018