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Bookering 

When one claims to do something crazy and illegal but it turns out he's full of shit and it perfectly legal.
Damn i cant believe he's bookering by smoking in the smoking section.
Bookering by Sammy Harper September 6, 2018

Boogernipple 

The act of rolling a nipple in between your thumb and pointer fingers until it achieves hardness, then flick the hardend nipple.
Guy1: Dude, her nips were hard enough to boogernipple them!

Guy2: What do you mean?

Guy1: You know how you pick your nose and roll the booger into a ball and then flick it once it's hard?

Guy2: Yea.

Guy1: That's how hard they were!

boogersnatcher 

In the telecommunications industry, a tool with a steel wire loop for pulling copper wires through a hole in a wooden fanning strip.
Hey Arnie! Got a boogersnatcher? Toss it to me.
boogersnatcher by Dan Drzewiecki February 11, 2004

Boogernaut 

1:

• Flung or Wiped Boogers that elicit blind and destructive devotion or to which people are ruthlessly sacrificed whilst trying to find peace in an afternoon dump.
• An overwhelming, advancing collection of boogers (sometimes in shapes of constellations or flung randomly against the bathroom wall, obviously while seated and most likely defecating) that crushes or seems to crush everything in its path

2:
• A booger or nose goblin which, rather than being deposited using a wiping or smearing method, is flung into air-space to land haphazardly on an adjacent wall. Could also pertain to boogers that have been deposited in the shape of a constellation, so as to infer a “space-like situation”, although in this case used in the plural “boogernauts”.
“What we have here on this bathroom wall, gentlemen, is a Boogernaut. Clearly we can’t stop the perpetrator, as he/she is too deeply devoted to the holy nose goblin.”

“WTF? Did you see all the boogernauts in our bathroom? Somebody working here is a f**king Patrick Stewart wannabe madman.”
Boogernaut by roundown July 20, 2009

boogersnot 

It's a annoying little sibling or bratty little kid. He or she is spoiled by parents and gives everything handed to them. He/she occasionally will have dry, crusty boogers around his/her nose holes. It quite disgusting.
Ady! Stop being such a boogersnot and go clean your face.
boogersnot by Boogersnot child February 11, 2014

Boogermint 

The most intense insult a person can utter. Upon being called a "boogermint" or "boog" the victim must kill themself and take as many lives as they can before doing so. It was first uttered by Teddy "KGB" in the movie Rounders after losing a huge pot to Matt Damon.
Teddy "KGB": Motherfucker, You Boogermint!!!
Boogermint by ROWANU February 13, 2010