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Boogernaut

1:

• Flung or Wiped Boogers that elicit blind and destructive devotion or to which people are ruthlessly sacrificed whilst trying to find peace in an afternoon dump.
• An overwhelming, advancing collection of boogers (sometimes in shapes of constellations or flung randomly against the bathroom wall, obviously while seated and most likely defecating) that crushes or seems to crush everything in its path

2:
• A booger or nose goblin which, rather than being deposited using a wiping or smearing method, is flung into air-space to land haphazardly on an adjacent wall. Could also pertain to boogers that have been deposited in the shape of a constellation, so as to infer a “space-like situation”, although in this case used in the plural “boogernauts”.
“What we have here on this bathroom wall, gentlemen, is a Boogernaut. Clearly we can’t stop the perpetrator, as he/she is too deeply devoted to the holy nose goblin.”

“WTF? Did you see all the boogernauts in our bathroom? Somebody working here is a f**king Patrick Stewart wannabe madman.”
by roundown July 20, 2009
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boogersnatcher

In the telecommunications industry, a tool with a steel wire loop for pulling copper wires through a hole in a wooden fanning strip.
Hey Arnie! Got a boogersnatcher? Toss it to me.
by Dan Drzewiecki February 11, 2004
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boogertastic

From the latin for to most bodacious; the act of being as awesome as a booger
Dude! That chick is totally boogertastic!
by George Hoefer March 4, 2005
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Buggernaut

The uunstoppable force of buggery. Mostly used in Brittain. Once a nickname of English pop-star, George Michaels. Applicable in any case where the buggery continues despite numerous pleas for cessation.
Great Scott! It's a rampaging BUGGERNAUT!
by The Insidious Dr. Naughty July 18, 2003
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Boogereater

Any fan of Auburn University. They are typified by their never ending aubsession over THE University of Alabama football team. Ask a booger eater about the Auburn Tigers, and you will receive a 20 minute dissertation over either Coach Bryant or Coach Saban.
Ask a boogereater about the Auburn Tigers, and you'll get a response along these lines... Well, let me just tell you about what bahr bryant cheated like over thar in Tuscaloser!
by Alabama Wildman August 6, 2007
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Boogeratty

When you share your boogers with rats
Wagwan boogeratty let's watch the game.
by Msparkz_11 May 21, 2020
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Boogerbutt

A butt filled with Delicious green num-nums. If you stick your finger in a boogerbutt and scream "WEEEEEEEEEEEEE I AM A HAMSTER!" a magic monkey with a tiara and a penis enlargement pump will appear and grant you seven wishes, but they have to be wishes starting with the words "Fo Shizzal! Dis be my wish!" If you are nice and free the monkey forever, they say he will either summon brimstone and fire from the sky or take you to monkey world where you can eat bananas and play the butt trombone, depending on if you are good or evil.
"Weeeeeee! Boogerbutts for all!"
by Dj Jazzy Trevor May 6, 2004
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