blowjobist

A person who does professional blowjobs! 😏

'"Yo that blowjobist got me so good last night!"

blowjobist by WillExplainAll November 26, 2015

steve blowjobs 

Any person that gives apple products an unwarranted amount of praise.

"Man, Shawn is such a hipster."
"For sure man, he's a total Steve Blowjobs"

steve blowjobs by Spencer Utica September 20, 2014

Blockbuster and blowjobs 

When you aren't in the mood for Amazon and anal, Netflix and chill, or Hulu and handjobs and you can only afford blockbuster with your girlfriend or boyfriend.

Laquisha didn't want to do no Netflix and chill and we were out of heroin so we settled on blockbuster and blowjobs.

Blockbuster and blowjobs by NELL RAGE May 25, 2016

blowjobs after marriage 

n. Synonym for Bigfoot.

Blowjobs after marriage are like Bigfoot: you hear stories, occasionally you see pictures, but you never experience it for yourself.

blowjobs after marriage by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

gay blowjobs

Something which you think might be unpleasant because of its strange or unknown nature, but turns out to be quite enjoyable once you get around to not be scared of it.

I would never have thought I could like a French drama movie, but gay blowjobs.

gay blowjobs by Summerloin Thunderthighs March 5, 2015

blowjobs after marriage 

Do not exist.

Don't marry her, dude. There are no blowjobs after marriage.

blowjobs after marriage by dhfhds June 7, 2011

hot and cold running blowjobs

n. The greatest thing that can possibly be imagined. The pinnacle or ideal.

The customer keeps asking for more and more features in our product. Pretty soon they'll be asking for hot and cold running blowjobs!

hot and cold running blowjobs by SkidMarkyMark August 11, 2006