blogcrastinate 

to procrastinate by blogging

I have no desire to study right now; I can totally blogcrastinate and submit this concept to UD instead of working.

blogcrastinate by skyywise November 20, 2006

blogcrastinate 

To put off blogging because you are suffering from blogger's block.

I have nothing to blog about, so I'll just blogcrastinate until some good blog fodder comes along.

blogcrastinate by esfingecolibri December 5, 2007

Brocrastinate 

The action done by a bro when putting off work.

Bro #1: Dude did you do the History Summary Brah?

Bro #2: Nah man I was chillin, watched White Castle while jerking off and playing few pong rounds.

Bro #3: You are the Brocrastinate Master

Brocrastinate by IBrock March 10, 2011

Brocrastinate 

To play beer pong and/or otherwise bro out when you have homework that you should be doing.

I was going to write my essay, but then I decided to crack a couple of nattys and brocrastinate.

Brocrastinate by Dr.Potatoes September 27, 2010

Blowcrastination 

Putting off important tasks by having your girlfriend give you endless blowjobs

Garth: "Hey man, did you get that job app done in the end?"
Lateef: "Dude, I kind of spent the whole morning blowcrastinating with Tina so never got round to it...I feel bad"
Garth: "All this blowcrastination is ruining your life!"

Blowcrastination by gregtastic June 30, 2011

Blowcrastinator 

Someone who can blow off all activities regarded as "fun" and can still procrastinate at the same time.

Girl #1 "Where's Jen?"
Girl #2 "I don't know. She said she'd come with us, but she had a paper to write."
Girl#1 "I'm sorry she's such a blowcrastinator.

Blowcrastinator by randygertie May 19, 2011

brocrastinate 

(v) To put off doing something, and hanging out with your bros instead.

"Are you gonna do your math assignment? It's due tomorrow."
"Nah, imma go brocrastinate with Chad and Ryan instead."

brocrastinate by DelTa Mar February 20, 2020