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bloopitty 

When you have a blockage that requires grunting and straining and which, when finally released, unleashes a shitstorm which usually requires a minimum of one half of a roll of toilet paper and several industrial-strength cleaning products in its aftermath.
Boss : Why are you so late today ?

Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.
bloopitty by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018
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the act of a cat sticking its tongue out slightly without realizing it, often for long periods of time
Tiger is just sitting there with a blank look on his face and an adorable blep.
blep by visionaryness March 18, 2015
A round bodied fish that swims humorously. The term is typically applied to fancy goldfish, but not exclusively.
"Check out the new bloapy I got for my aquarium!"
Bloapy by Bloap February 11, 2018
A blep is when, typically, an animal/pet sticks their tongue out.
My cat did a blep.
Blep by Leida Natalia October 2, 2018

bloopski 

an individual who adheres to the stereotypical surfer/skater/stoner persona.
Guy: "hey, how are you?"
Friend A: "suh dude, radical, I'm feeling righteous. Wanna smoke some weed, bro?"
Friend B: "Yeah dude, fer sure."
Guy: "You guys are such bloopskis"
bloopski by max.gilbert April 2, 2017

Blepping 

the act of leaving the tongue, usually the tip, outside the mouth unconsciously; particularly by cats or other animals.
Mike's cat is always blepping. It's the cutest thing.
Blepping by Sadizzle4Shizzle May 15, 2015