blocher 

A man with a great last name with a massive shlong

Dam that blocher was good in bed

blocher by Shlongmanbbc November 26, 2020

blocher, kakker, schnorrer 

An irresponsible and garrulous busybody who constantly offers unsolicited and self-serving advice and suggestions. The blocher/kakker/schnorrer is spring-loaded to invite himself (or herself) (un-invited) into one's life, usually with overtones of boisterous dependancy, implying that his (or her) hapless host has obligations to include him (or her) in a variety of activities in which someone else will pay the bill. As an invited (even if self-invited) guest, the blocher/kakker/schorrer will behave as a flamboyant and irresponsibly generous host... until the bill is presented, at which time he (or she) will demonstrate virtuso skill at check-fumbling.

He or she is a blocher/kakker/schnorrer who, unless driven off by relentless whacks with a stick, will disembowel the vitals of another's life. See my definition of "greaseball" to flesh out the picture more fully. To get the straight scoop on just about everything, check out the glossary on my web site at www.squarf.com.

blocher, kakker, schnorrer by squarf March 2, 2004

dirty blocher 

A girl on girl blumpkin

Where is Kathy?
She is in the bathroom giving Kim a dirty blocher.

dirty blocher by seedysteve1 January 19, 2014

Blocker Bait

Blocker Bait is the friend you call to keep the Cock Blocker busy while you try to get laid.

"Can my fat cousin CeCe come with us tonight? She bored."
Uh-oh. Better find some Blocker Bait.

Blocker Bait by Overdrive October 6, 2008

Popup Blocker 

Any easily obtainable object used for hiding a sudden and unanticipated erection (popup), while in public.

Steve had to use a dodge ball in gym class as a popup blocker to hide his huge broner from any onlooking male counterparts.

Popup Blocker by Crooked Vulture November 16, 2009

locker blocker 

One who stands in front of a locker, making it impossible for anyone to access their locker.

Catherine, stop being such a locker blocker!!!!!!!

locker blocker by ABCDEFK April 26, 2009

Booze blocker 

When a significant other stops you from having a mad one

Don't go crazy tonight. I'm going for brunch with the girls in the morning so you have the kids all by yourself. 'booze blocker'

Booze blocker by Vancouvervilla September 6, 2016