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Clunky, cumbersome, or awkward. Something that's larger than it needs to be is blonky, as is anything that should be smaller and more trim, or that has square edges that should be rounded.
Compared with transistor radios, boom boxes are very blonky.
Blonky by The Odessa Kid July 7, 2011
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Blinky Eyes 

The Blinky Eyes

1. Use to tell somebody they must shut up.
2. Use to notify somebody that the joke the have just told is not funny.

How to use blinky eyes.

1. Stare at the victim.
2. Have a straight face.
3. Do not say anything.
4. Blink once every three-quarters of a second.
Bob: Heaiii guys i haz joek! :)
James: What...?
Bob: Right so I went into this hotel right and then............... and then I said "thats not a watermelon, thats my wife!"
*James proceeds to use blinky-eyes*

Isabellina: So he was like Omg!, and I was like "Yeh whuteva!" and he was like "No wayyyy!" and I was like "THATS WHAT I SAID!! :O" and then he was liek "oh, like, my god :O" , then i was li---
*Todd using blinky eyes*
Blinky Eyes by 22MidnA22 August 29, 2009
security blanket. Imparts the power of invisibility. Also impervious to vampire attack. The blanket can be worn up to the neck and still give complete protection, due to a forcefield that projects up over the head. Helps you sleep.
Also the name of a member of the superhero team, the Flangetastic Four.
" I wish we werent camping on this old indian burial ground."
" Im not worried, I brought my blanky"
blanky by dr live March 14, 2008

blinky-hug

The "blinky-hug effect" is a curious phenomenon that occurs late at night, wherein the afflicted will feel the distinct impression that his or her eyes are receiving tiny, warm hugs each time he or she blinks. The effect is extended into a kind of loving embrace when the eyes are closed for longer periods, and can be difficult to recover from.
It should also be noted that those wearing contact lenses will feel the blinky-hug effect sooner and more dramatically than their un-lensed peers.
Jill: So what are you doing tonight?
Jack: Man, I'm already getting blinky-hugs. I think I'll just hit the sheets.
blinky-hug by Wiffle Knight June 14, 2010

blanky mcblanksalot 

A generic term used to describe one who engages in a particular habitual behavior. Fill in the "blank"s with whichever behavior fits the individual in question.
Blanky McBlanksalot sure loves to BLANK.
What a surprise, Crappy McCrapsalot needs to use the bathroom again.
You're just never happy, are you, Whiny McWhinesalot?
Jerky McJerksalot needs some "alone time", if you know what I mean.
1) An unclassifiable species that pride themselves on being "different" and can be commonly found roaming in suburban areas or sheltered from the outside...seeking comfort by gaming.

2) Derived from the term Blenky, a Blenkey can be oddly cool and attractive due to its social obtusity and unique way of dress.

3) Another term for a Cynical Bastard

4) A person who communicates through a series of insults and put downs.
OMFG you're such a Blenkey!
Blenkey by NOMsexual June 4, 2010