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A lesbian who typically wears pastel-colored clothes made from organic cotton. Birdseed lesbians love granola bars, and spend a great deal of their time connecting with the earth.
I need to let my birdseed friend Carol know about the sale they're having at Whole Foods right now, their sunflower flax granola bars are 50% off!
Birdseed by muonic March 29, 2010

Birdseizing 

When a bird chirps so much and loud that it sounds likes it’s seizing
Girl: OH SHOOT PIP DONT BE BIRDSEIZING!

caleb birdsey 

The greatest guy you will ever know your best friend and a great boyfriend. He has ripped abs, huge muscles/strong muscles amazing, sexy body and you will always know he will be there in good and bad. He is an overall superstar. He isnt very popular but is loyal to all of his friends and chats to everyone and people think a bit too much
#that caleb birdsey guy is amazing
caleb birdsey by shandoody May 27, 2017

birdseyebitch 

A girl usually fat, who takes photo's only from an almost 'birdseye' view looking up facially to the camera to give the illusion that they are indeed not fat (as it hides their body and likely double chin). The more birdseyebitch photos they have on their facebook or dating profile the more likely they are to be a fattie.
Girl talking to herself: Gosh I'm so fat..... how do I hide my giant body and double chin? Hmmmm... I know I'll take some birdseyebitch photos, that will hide my true figure and guys will think I'm hot on my Facebook page.
birdseyebitch by Barbarash September 30, 2011

Captain Birdseye 

Bit of a wind up merchant who appears on the CFC Chat page
Likes to wind up other posters with strange paedophile like phrases
Captain Birdseye by Psychologist October 11, 2003

Birosexual 

A person who identifies as having a sexual attraction to one gender while only having a romantic attraction to the other ( homosexual and heteroromantic , or homoromantic and heterosexual ).
I am sexually attracted to men, but only emotionally attracted to women; therefore I am birosexual.
Birosexual by starring.us October 30, 2016