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Lord Bendtner

A sarcastic reference to the legendary football player, Nicklas Bendtner who became a 'Lord' in his time at Arsenal Football Club and officially became a Lord when he purchased a Scottish piece of land. Lord Football Football Lord Legend
The lord scored a goal, we love you Lord Bendtner. What a legend!
Lord Bendtner by EpicRawl April 8, 2015

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Some slut: I will now preform the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.

Everything: Dead

mind-bending orgasm 

mind-bending orgasm

A mind-bending orgasm is like being under the influence.

A guy feels like a superhero when he can turn on a gal so her b-spot swerves, her mind bends and she goes into orgasmic orbit.

A ‘mind-bender’ for short makes a gal pretty much incoherent and all she can usually do is moan 'OOOOoooooh' afterwards.
An hour after sex, gal regains consciousness: “WOW! That was a mind-bending orgasm. I feel total emotional bliss. Can we do it again?”

Guy to himself: “Boy, I’m good. Seems I’ve rearranged time and space with another mind-bending orgasm.”

Woman to friend: “Greeks may have orgasmo but I prefer a mind-bending orgasm.”

Bendtnertainment 

An exhilarating enjoyment derived from witnessing a master-class in footballing prowess by Niklas Bendtner. Said spectacle typically involves the scoring of hat-tricks in the Champion's League knock-out stages or otherwise missing a hatful chances that one suspect's their senile, semi-incontinent nan could put away blindfolded.
Ash: ''Mate did you see Nikki B's hat-trick midweek?''

Dru: ''Yeah, he took his chances a sight better than at the weekend I thought''

Ash: ''Granted, but what better Bendtnertainment can you think of in two separate matches..?''
Bendtnertainment by Ashlar March 13, 2010
It is a very beautiful and memorable place where you meet your behalf or your soulmate.
Where did you meet your wife?
I met her in Bandung.
or
Where would you go on your honeymoon?
Definitely Bandung.
Bandung by Mayellow January 24, 2009

Bender bending rodriguez 

"Your middle name is Bending?"

"Of course it is. My name is Bender Bending Rodriguez."
Bender bending rodriguez by AJAW October 11, 2004