A sarcastic reference to the legendary football player, Nicklas Bendtner who became a 'Lord' in his time at Arsenal Football Club and officially became a Lord when he purchased a Scottish piece of land. Lord Football Football Lord Legend
Some slut: I will now preform the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.
An exhilarating enjoyment derived from witnessing a master-class in footballing prowess by Niklas Bendtner. Said spectacle typically involves the scoring of hat-tricks in the Champion's League knock-out stages or otherwise missing a hatful chances that one suspect's their senile, semi-incontinent nan could put away blindfolded.
Ash: ''Mate did you see Nikki B's hat-trick midweek?''