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bendersky 

1. a person who eats too much candy, therefore causing puss like pockets on their face

2. someone creepy who lurks around stores/malls/parking lots/ bathrooms to creep on anyone in sight.. normally stands 1 inch away from you drooling over your shoulder from behind while swinging their keys and chewing milkyways in your ear
Kaptain: Hey! who left a trail of milkyway wrappers?

Jim: It was that bendersky. I saw him trying to rub on some old biddies outside the womans bathroom.

leg benders 

Knees

-Originated from VG Cats
Man1: *smashes Man2 in the knees with a baseball bat*
Man2: "GAHH! MY LEG BENDERS!!!"
leg benders by Graham T C November 13, 2005

Benders CFC

Benders CFC is a professional e-sports pro clubs team. The legacy of the the club is huge
Who’s that team benders CFC?

What are you on about mate their the best pro clubs team in the world
Benders CFC by Duggie October 26, 2018

bow benders

Hey Jared you’re a bow benders, spear chucking, plate making , corn growing injun
bow benders by Trixy trash ass November 9, 2019
i.e. Do you know them two next door? They are a pair of benders.
benders by Paul Blue November 7, 2008

Bendeskied 

Verb. (Past tense)

To be brought into a state of extreme hangover, after what was intended to be an innocent, casual, early night with friends

To be willingly sidetracked, then rendered powerless to the shenanigans of an individual, most often female, Scorpio, with geographic ties to the state of New Jersey.

Characterized by:
The taking taking of personal days
Delayed or canceled plans
Worst headache of your life
Excessive ibuprofen/Gatorade consumption
Desire to do it again at the next possible opportunity
Toby won’t be joining us for brunch. He got Bendeskied last night and is home licking his wounds.
Bendeskied by Estonya November 5, 2022