beamers Share definition Flag When a woman's breasts are very perky. Almost to the point where they're pointing upwards, like your high-beam headlights on a car. "Man! That bitche's beamers are starin me right in the face!" beamers by Zebulante elZorro March 6, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the beamers mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch