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Jeb Batchelder 

Smexiest fictional Character ever! From The book Maximum ride, one of the evil whitecoats that works at the school.
Even thought Jeb Batchelder is one of the evil characters I can't help but love him

Cody Bachelder 

A man who has no weakness, besides sexual diseases. He's a pretty big deal, and you should know that.
He's been around the world and in all the wars, and can also be known as "the badger" which was his military code name while in nam
Cody Bachelder by monkeywrangler November 26, 2010

Batchelor Sandwich 

The quickest and easiest sandwich ever made, usually consists solely of two slices of bread with a condiment in the middle. It is left as one big sandwich, never cut, it doesn't contain butter and is awarded extra points if it consists of both white and brown bread or made in under 25 seconds.
Can also be reffered to as a-
-student sandwich
-ad-break sandwich
-midnight sandwich
-late-for-work sandwich
-home made fast food
-one course meal for one
DAVID: oh my god, i just noticed the time and made the fastest batchelor sandwich ever...12 seconds flat, AND i had to put the tomato ketchup and butter back in the fridge :D
MILES: 12 seconds?! that's impre...did you just say butter?...that's not a batchelor sandwich, that's just a quick lunch.

batchelors handbag 

A BBQ chicken usually bought from woolies or Coles
Macca was starving at smoko so he went to woolies and got a batchelors handbag

bitchelerette 

Means bachelorette; single bitches who loves anything up their tight ass but strictly no marriage.
Rose: Hi, I'm Rose and I'm a lawyer.
Maggie: *giggles* Interesting. I'm Bitchelerette and I'm drinking!
bitchelerette by Hana L. Saw February 2, 2006

unthrottled batchfeeder 

A frequent and overaggressive performer of fellatio
Steve's man unit and testes are sore because his new girl friend is an unthrottled batchfeeder