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bastardology 

The study of all types of bastards and their devious qualities (rat bastards, useless bastards, cheap bastards, etc.).
I like to study bastardology to prepare myself for all of my potential encounters with bastards.
Mispronunciation of Bastard.

Pronounced as two words: 'Ba-Strad'

Short form: 'Strad'
You are such a Bastrad!
Bastrad by Teämeé Suiwârt February 16, 2008

bastardo 

Anyone and everything ever to have existed. Can be used to express extreme frustration with a person, object or situation. Best when pronounced with an Italian accent, a la Assassin's Creed 2.
He just cut me off! Bastardo!
That bastardo stole my donkey!
BASTARDO!!!
bastardo by screed February 17, 2010

Bastardous

(adj): Describes any action indicative of a bastard.

Not to be confused with the noun tense Bastardice.

Synonymous to Bastardly.
"Dude, you just tried to sneak a block lead into my coffee.....what a Bastardous thing to do."
Bastardous by DuexTres March 31, 2009

Un Bastardo 

a mexinugget bastard. It relieves much stress when screamed out loudly in frustration and rage.
(You find out your wife's been cheating on you) UN BASTARDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Un Bastardo by Big Pepe May 21, 2004

bastardo 

An extreme bastard, of possibly spanish descent
Flak you bastardo, I keeeeeel yoouuu!
bastardo by FooQ March 30, 2005