barnhouse 

1. A laughably arrogant public declaration of humility

2. An attempt to subvert existing channels of discourse towards guerilla marketing (see astroturf)

3. When you think something is finally going to get better after years of badness and instead it gets laughably worse

4. A critical moment in the decline of an institution or custom

5. One who implements or creates any of the aforementioned examples of barnhouse

Quit being a fucking barnhouse.

barnhouse by Jaleo October 20, 2008

Banhauser 

A Banhauser is also known as a "garbage guts" -- a person who will eat, well, anything.
A guy I know puts grapefruit juice as a topping on ice cream. I think he is the original Banhauser, because it so revolted his gf she banned him from the house

No reason not to go all-out Banhauser and put Maple Syrup on the burritos.

You ate WHAT ON A PIZZA! You total Banhauser!

Banhauser by Meroveus August 18, 2020

barnhole

A more polite and less offensive word meaning asshole or butthole. The word originated from the general misuse of farm animals.

"My barnhole is mighty sore."
"That lady must have one tight barnhole."
"My mommy and daddy are barnholes."

barnhole by babysue October 5, 2005

babyhouse 

A person, place, or situation that is completely out of control; a dumpster-fire.

Have you seen Elise since she fell down those stairs at Bennigan's? She also crashed her Rav4 into an Orange Theory...She's a real babyhouse.

babyhouse by Senor Sabado October 4, 2019

the rolling birdhouse 

a sexual act where the mn shoves both of his feet up his own anus and the female chews his genitals.

elroy is the best at the rolling birdhouse

the rolling birdhouse by assBlood March 13, 2015

Backhouse 

An affectionate term for an utterly foolish, stupid or inadequate person. One who is deficient in judgment, sense, and understanding.

Josh turned up to work without his trousers again.
"Oh Josh, you've been a complete and utter Backhouse!"

Backhouse by kjahfkjsagf October 14, 2022

Birmingham Birdhouse 

Having anal sex after placing your shaved pubes on a girl's ass resulting in a bird's nest in her ass

After shaving his pubes in the shower, Sean collected them and asked his girl if she wanted a Birmingham Birdhouse.

Birmingham Birdhouse by Go low April 26, 2017