bagelin

the act of what a bagel does at any point in time during its existence.

The bagel is bagelin.

bagelin by Kerry and brittany January 11, 2009

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dirty bagelin'

The act of tossing someone's salad when they have a dirty bagel.

She said she was into dirty bagelin' so I shit my pants and called her.

dirty bagelin' by Hal G July 18, 2006

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high baseline

Refers to an individual constantly indulged in effortless, trouble-free dopamine hits such that their will power in doing less reward-intensive tasks towards long-term success and fulfillment declines, resulting in an overall decrease in productivity, attentiveness, and satisfaction.

Man, all Luke does is eat junk food, watch Netflix, and play video games. He is so high baseline!

high baseline by moud February 20, 2023

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baseline piss

Peeing in a urinal or a toilet from the side instead of from the front. Analogous to a basketball player shooting a jump shot from the baseline rather than from the top of the key.

Jamanthony: One sec Reece, I'm bout to take a baseline piss.
Shareece: Who the fuck you think you are b? Shane Battier?
Jamanthony: He got two rings. How many you got Reece?
Shareece: Damn cuz you got me, ok go ahead...

baseline piss by xjamanthonyx September 22, 2013