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Christian baby 

A Christian baby (named after a genre of quora questions) is a hypothetical where the scenario described is made such that the only good outcome is predetermined by the asker (i.e. converting to christianity)
P1: if hitler was trapped in a building with one thousand orphans and the only way to save the orphans was to save hitler would you save him?
P2: that is such a christian baby
Christian baby by Gummy34 January 5, 2024

Christina the Baby Stuffs 

The 3 reasons your best friend gives, to not hang out tonight.

Christina can be substituted with your friend's girls name.

The Baby can be substituted with Work or School tomorrow.

Stuff CANNOT be substituted. It isn't really a proper excuse, and is more than likely a lie just to get you off the phone.

This classic excuse is usually given by the mayor of Cappy-o Town
Jefe: You wanna hang out tonight? It's a Division matchup on Monday Night Football, Bears Vikings

Big Cranium: I can't man.........Christina the Baby Stuffs