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autoshadenfreude 

1. Pleasure derived from one's own misfortune.
ex1. Man, your girlfriend dumped you over a year ago! You really have to stop all that autoshadenfreude and get back in the game.

ex2. So you got a B- on that calculus midterm? Quit your autoshadenfreude and work harder next time.

ex3. Stop listing all the negative personality traits of your tennis partner. Just because she doesn't want to date you, doesn't me you have to envelop yourself in autoschadenfreude.
autoshadenfreude by spokentoken December 8, 2009

AutoCADaver 

What occurs to a person's computer after AutoCAD crashes from lack of video processing capabilty.
Where'd that object go? Wait... what the fuck?! Runtime error? Oh this piece of shit is about to become an AutoCADaver! Where's my bat??
AutoCADaver by 12 Gauge Surgeon March 18, 2010
A highly addicting game that occupies vast amounts of time and memory.
I spent all afternoon playing Autocad, and ended up with the same thing I drew on a napkin at lunch, only larger and to scale.

High Score = "qsave: Drawing saved in Autocad 2000 format"
autocad by Wayne January 27, 2004

autosage 

It's a term used at krautchan. It means: sage. "to lower"

Used to call moot a newfag, PRICELESS.

imagechan(dot)com/images/34df0a93cbf95110926ec3d10ed652ec.jpg
moot: why the fuck do you people use the term "autosage"

anonymous: it's a term used at krautchan you newfag

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
autosage by mootsanewfaglol April 4, 2010

autosage 

A word that means that a thread has hit its bump limit.
Kind of a clever way of saying that all new posts are automatically saging the thread, no options.
This term was used on a dead imageboard called krautchan, probably other spin-offs imageboards are using the term aswell.
lmfao, the thread just autosaged let's create a new one.
autosage by MrAsscrack October 28, 2018

autosodomy 

The act of a male inserting his penis into his own anus.
"There's nothing worse than those goatse pictures!"

"You think so? You obviously aren't acquainted with the art of autosodomy."
autosodomy by Odiumjunkie April 23, 2005