Germany’s Austrian uncle

Also known as Adolf Hitler

“Gott verdammt. There is Germany’s Austrian uncle.”

Germany’s Austrian uncle by Brb I spilled the milk April 30, 2021

Austrian Scooter 

A sexual scenario in which a an individual will take hold of his partners clitoris and twist it violently in a typical ignition movement, the woman will then respond with a hearty moan similar to a scooter engine starting, the same action can be performed in reverse with the action been done on the mans genitals.

Dude, gave my girl an Austrian Scooter last night.
off the hook man, she enjoy it?
Yeah man, she purred like a 250.

Austrian Scooter by horny dickcunt January 9, 2011

Austrian Street Sweeper 

A sexual act involving two people wearing matching soccer jerseys. One partner holds the feet of the other, holding that partner up in a wheelbarrow position while simultaneously urinating on the partner being held up. In an act of sexual submission, the partner being held up mops the urine on the floor his or her head.

Donald Trump would kill to have Ivanka give him an Austrian Street Sweeper, but he'd be better off asking R-Kelly.

Austrian Street Sweeper by ReasonablePrudentPerson November 16, 2016

Austrian Sauna Bear 

While an Austrian female with an extreme amount of pubic hair is taking a sauna, a male (or hairy female) flosses his/her teeth using the long pubic hairs while the sweat from her anal and bearded clam region drips into a bucket or pan which is used as the liquid source to heat the sauna. Once the sweat is poured on the rocks the male/ female with freshly flossed teeth then waves a towel in a wrist flicking motion spreading the aroma of the sweat around the sauna.

Magdalena: Let's turn up the heat baby
Roman: Ok spread em, let's have an Austrian Sauna Bear
Magdalena: Don't pull too much
Roman: Sorry, your bear is still stuck in my teeth from last week

Austrian Sauna Bear by Oilexchange February 12, 2013

Austrian Sack Race 

The object of grabbing two or more persons' scrotum aggressively while a third party member masturbates to said event.

Oh dude, I had the best Austrian Sack Race the other day, it hurt so good.

Austrian Sack Race by Whateverthefucker December 29, 2010

Austrian Slider 

The act of doing an extreme workout and masturbating using the sweat produced by said workout.

I heard that body builder over there uses his sweat to do the Austrian slider!

Austrian Slider by Tigerct July 26, 2016

Austrian Slam 

When a person locks his hands together, raises them above his head and proceeds to slam them down on an opponent, girlfriend, or musk ox

Anthony: Bro, did you see what happened to that musk ox?

Durst:Yeah, i heard Trent gave it the Austrian Slam!

Anthony: Wow, that sounds almost as bad as when you did that to Sarah!

Durst: Yeah, Almost..

Austrian Slam by DURST! March 16, 2009