asthmatic 

One whom acquires asthma.

She is asthmatic. she has asthma.

asthmatic by Sharquisha Brown January 28, 2019

asthmatic 

Breathtaking

Bradley cooper's body is so asthmatic.

asthmatic by Milky Drip April 30, 2016

Asthmatic-Hitler

When a girl is giving you fellatio, and you put her in a leg lock so she begins to choke on your penis. While stuck, you take two fingers and smear poop on her upper lip, giving her a Hitler moustache. When you release her she will be wheezing on the ground with said moustache, and will have received the Asthmatic-Hitler.

Steve: Yo I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail
David: For what?
Steve: I gave that girl the asthmatic-hitler and she died

David: Sucks man..

Asthmatic-Hitler by Normal dude 44 March 7, 2011

asthmatic chipmunk 

when you are eating a girl out, and you bite off some of her pubic hair then you proceed to make out with her, making her swallow her own pubes.

brittany... i can't run track today yesterday robert gave me an asthmatic chipmunk and now i can hardley breath.

asthmatic chipmunk by IllmaticStatic May 27, 2004

Asthmatic American 

I label for people with Asthma meant to give false pride to that particular subgroup.

The blue team picked the Asthmatic American last for the basketball game.

Asthmatic American by Millah November 17, 2003

asthmatic mumble 

‘Asthmatic Mumble’ also commonly referred to as fat retard, makes everyone mentally insane from the mumbles he annunciates. Don’t bother confronting this man, if you see him, run the other way and call law enforcement

Asthmatic mumble will commit a series of crimes with his stubby chode and a poo stained lightsaber

asthmatic mumble by penis envy November 22, 2021

Char-asthmatic 

Someone who is charming in a nerdy way

"How was your date with Jim"
"He is a dork but he is very char-asthmatic"

Char-asthmatic by Hoco21 December 17, 2017