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assmonger 

A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.
assmonger by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

assdonger 

An asshole or a person that is acting rudely. A complete douchebag.
"Kanye West was such an assdonger at the VMA's!"
assdonger by HannahHuzzah October 6, 2009

assmonger 

Synonymous to an ass-hole.

A generally rude, unpleasant person.
My coworkers are all assmongers.
assmonger by snabald July 13, 2003

assmonger 

One who likes to take or give it up the ass, a lot, I mean like everyday, literally everyday.
Leonardo De Caprio is an assmonger, him and Boy George, they go at it like woah.
assmonger by Classik March 20, 2003

Assmonger 

A homosexual male who hoards large amounts of man-ass for personal use. Derrogatory term used much like 'bitch'
son of an assmonger!

that janitor's starting to scare me. i think he's an assmonger.
Assmonger by Jonathan Roland November 25, 2003

assamonger 

One who enjoys strolling on the beach and squeezing the remnant farts out of dead seagulls.
Jon Remple is an assamonger.
assamonger by Jack Linehan October 10, 2006