apportant 

when retards try to say important. (tanya)

tanya: THAT WAS REALLY APPORTANT INFO.
lilian: ur dumb. its important. derp.

apportant by imnottanyaatall October 12, 2011

apportunity 

The opportunity to create an app that has none be made yet.

There is no app on the iphone for measuring penis size with the camera. This is a great apportunity to make some hard cash.

apportunity by Misterque December 25, 2011

Abortant 

Poster person for abortion rights. Someone the world would have been better off without.

That douche should be reclassified as an Abortant. Oh he is such a scumbag.

Abortant by bassakwards January 20, 2010

apperfant 

euphemism for an idiot, brainless tit, moron, mentally challenged, clueless...yeah you get the idea

My boss asked me what I thought of him and so I told him I thought he was an apperfant

apperfant by Noriboy October 9, 2006

amportant 

Elision of “I am important,” - used to describe someone who implicitly or explicitly believes that he or she is important, and is likely to be thinking “I am important” at any given moment.

Observer #1 - “My goodness but Edwin is full of himself today!”

Observer #2 - “Indeed he is - he’s a very amportant person.”

amportant by friski varis November 29, 2021

airportant

Acting important when you are in an airport, by wearing clothing that conveys authority or worldliness, striding purposefully with a carryon trailing you on wheels, drinking at a bar while apparently doing something critical on your phone.

Look at that important businessman at the airport bar.

Nah he is just a regular guy flying to visit his mom, he just acts airportant.

airportant by zinndl December 30, 2018

appotato 

The best crowdfunding based concept out there . Founded in 2020 in middle of the pandemic .

He required some emergency funds for his business so he reached out to APPOTATO .

appotato by Dr Strange. November 24, 2021