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'Albern' is a german word, an adjective.

It means beeing silly, chaotic & weird but in a sweet way …

The word 'albern' is mostly beeing used by music fans in reference to british musician Damon Albarn everytime he decides to wear something funny.

Sometimes you hear german soccer mom's using it when their toddlers pretend their dogs or something…

It's also quite fitting for grown men who wear caps made for new born babies, or rappers wearing shower caps;

Oh, yeah

In english, It's pronounced: 'OL-BURN' actually …;

It's best used as an understatement!
Did you see BADLY DRAWN BOY? He's Looking Albern!

He's wearing a golden diaphragm as bling now???
Dude, that's way albern!
albern by ANTOINNE.MARIONETTE April 17, 2008
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Albertina 

An amazing, beautiful girl, big brown eyes, beautiful smile, always trying to find the positives out of a bad situation, has big insecurities, complicated, the kind of girl that you'd dream of having. ambitious, independent and strong. always wants to better herself. can be stubborn, but she'll be worth every struggle if you get her.
I would wait years to have a Albertina

you'd be lucky to have a Albertina!
Albertina by the life of man January 6, 2013

AlbertsStuff 

An immature youtuber with mature humor. He usually plays ROBLOX but will try other games too. He is hilarious and will make you laugh till you shit.
girl Robloxian: get out of my car !
albertsstuff: Why?
Girl Robloxian: i need to do stuff...
albertsstuff: You need to do alberts stuff if you know what i mean...
AlbertsStuff by Keanu93817 March 8, 2017

damon albarn 

he is the most gorgeous man on the face of the planet. so hot he is So hot i cannot be physically fine it hurts to look at him he is so fucking perfect also his music is so sexy. so much talent and beauty in one man what do i do. also now he is a dilf btw.
"damon albarn is so hot"
"that's a bit of an understatement can you please not disrespect him like that"

albertsStuff 

our savior, our god, our roblox messiah
this one girl: dimaaa
albertsstuff: I AM A WOMAN MY NAME IS DIMA, I LIKE TO HAVE A REALLY GOOD TIME-AAA
albertsStuff by Kosmical November 25, 2017

Albert Aretz 

he’s an amazing human, and has a YouTube channel called Flamingo
Omg! Albert Aretz just posted a new video!
Albert Aretz by a clown gril April 19, 2020

Albert Cao

Slang, Verb. The capacity of ones mind to stay fully functional past the hour of 3 AM
I had to pull an Albert Cao last night to finish my bio lab.
Albert Cao by lilMak January 4, 2012