alazni 

No cool, wannabe gangsta, kinda smart, she is rude you will eat you for dinner she ate someone for touching her she is crazy don't trust her

Friend:did you hear about alazni.

Me:no who is she
Friend:she is crazy she ate a person for dinner because they touched her
Me: oh hell no she is crazy 😮
Friend:first degree murder she is in jail she just got out put stay away from her I don't want her to eat you
Me:okay

alazni by XxCrazyfanofFornitexX June 12, 2018

Alannis 

Alannis is a sweet, funny person. She likes inside jokes, but she hates surprises. You should never mess with an Alannis because she WILL BEAT YOU UP. If you are friends with an Alannis you should never let her go. Alannis is pretty, and she is not afraid to be herself. An Alannis can be a stubborn person at times, and she can be hot-headed once in a while, but she will always be there for her friends. She is a fun person to hang out with, and she is a very social person, but at times she can be shy. She laughs a lot, but at times she will be very serious. Alannis isn't afraid to break the rules, but she gets caught sometimes... She has her own style, and she likes to act weird with her friends. She tends to love animals, and she loves to cook and bake. She is very smart, and she is good at math. She LOVES music, and she can't live without it. Alannis tends to be girly, but at times she could be more like a tomboy. She seems like a brave person, but when it comes to rides... she acts completely different XD

Alannis's Friend: "Lets ride that water slide!" Alannis: "Ok!" *walks up the stairs to the water slide* Alannis: "Actually nevermind!"

Alannis by ihatelife57 March 5, 2020

Alani

A beautiful girl who has a great personality and is very energetic. She is very quiet but once you get to know her, she is absolutely crazy. She is very funny, sweet, bubbly, and artistic. She keeps her friends to a limit and has a lot of acquaintances. She WILL speak her mind and don't make her lose her temper!

"Damnn, Alani is looking good!"
"I wish I was Alani, she is so awesome!"

Alani by That Guy Next Door September 20, 2015

Alanis 

The most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She’s quiet, shy, and absolutely adorable. If you get the chance to be with her you won’t let it go, no matter how long you have to wait

Person 1: Look at that cute girl over there
Person 2: Oh, she must be an Alanis

Alanis by Blogan Maschari November 11, 2019

Alazire 

A cock smoker

Hey Alazire
Don't call me that u cunt

Alazire by KoiFish69 November 6, 2021

alanie

A beautiful young girl that Cares for her best friend and will do anything for them

Alanie helped me when I was feeling sad

alanie by Dezirae Vazquez April 4, 2018

Alanis Ironic 

A form of irony that, at a cursory glance, seems to completely miss the definition of irony. Upon further consideration, it occurs to people later that the only thing ironic about it is that there is nothing ironic about it. This, in turn, sets up a conundrum wherein critics are no longer sure whether the original author is either a genius or fucking stupid. Named for Alanis Morisette's song Ironic.

The book was Alanis ironic in that the "ironic" stories the author told were so far off the mark that people had to wonder, given his otherwise sound literary prowess, whether he intentionally used "cosmic irony" to both increase the colloquial understanding of the misuse of ironic and define it in a subtle way, or if he really just doesn't understand irony.

Alanis Ironic by Leghumpingconnoisseur January 20, 2015