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Jan "Did you hear that Bobby was a punk?"
John "Girl I've been knowing that for years"
a punk by b--rad June 2, 2008

Ask a Punk 

Literally the stupidest thing you can put on a flyer instead of the address. Artists do this as a way to artificially increase their social media presence because 9/10 times they just put it on their story of their private account. The other 1/10 times are even worst. Bands that care more about calling fans "posers" instead of making music are likely to write "Ask a Punk" on their flyers ... like they're in middle school or something.
*Drummer posts flier on their story*
Drummer: Come to your show! It's a fundraiser for a cause we really support.
Follower: Oh cool! Where is it?

Drummer: Oh, if you have to ask then you're a poser and can't come LUL. it's "Ask a Punk". You can't ask me because it's against the rules. You gotta ask only those in your punk circle & ...
Follower: the fuck?
Ask a Punk by 22quackAA April 25, 2022

she was a punk and she did ballet

hayley williams and taylor swift. it's them. it's literally them.
Wow, did you see that performance that Hayley Williams of Paramore and Taylor Swift did last night? Yeah, they were literally the definition of "she was a punk and she did ballet"!

Princess Save a Punk 

A person that tries to save a broken man. The female version of Captain Save a Ho.
Oh Boy, Kathleen is about to throw on her cape and go try and save that loser! She needs to drop this Princess Save a Punk crap!
Princess Save a Punk by KISSLE1111 February 25, 2019

Ask a punk 

Instead of an adress written on a flyer to the punk rock gig; it will say "ask a punk". Through this the spot wont get burned out, and only real punk rockers will be there; excluding all posers.
Poser: Where is the punk rock gig at, the flyer says to ask a punk. Guy: Well than go ask a punk.. Poser: But i dont know any punk rockers.. Guy: Well i guess your not going...
Ask a punk by Noworlaterr May 28, 2019

Pulled a Punk 

When you exit a stream and return asking “what did I miss?”.
Salty Ross has no idea what’s going on in chat because he pulled a punk!
Pulled a Punk by JoniZamBoneMe November 27, 2023