a fifty

When she described her outfit when working as a receptionist, it gave me a fifty. I would've gotten a hundred, but I was at a restaurant with my father and couldn't get any "me time" to invest in my fifty.

a fifty by Cadet Vixen February 8, 2015

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Snap A Fifty

1. A disgusting act of revenge involving Anal Intercourse, where 50% of a stool is deliberately snapped off in the Anal Cavity for an unsuspecting victim to hit: with their wiener.

This can be applied to both to Hetero-Sexual and Homosexual intercourse.

Victim: Man, I went to wreck my girlfriend's BH over the weekend, but apparently she saw me making out with another chick, so she decided to snap a fifty!

Friend: Oh, man! That's fucking disgusting!

Snap A Fifty by Chaz Haffser December 15, 2008

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sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag

Wearing clothes too small, being too heavy for your clothes

Man...look at that 300 pound woman is size 5 jeans. She looks like sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag.

Dammit, I'm getting too fat for my clothes. i feel like sixty pounds of shit in a forty pound bag

sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag by Zadok the beast February 27, 2009