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Do you see that hippy over there with no sense of cleanliness, human decency or the ability to generate personal accountability and leech off of the government like a communist - also they use a lot of chewing tobacco? Man what a Baker.
John: Hey! Are you a Trump Supporter?
Kyle : No I’m A Baker
A Baker by Histamines Man February 1, 2024

A Baker's Mistake 

The phrase to be used when you wish to correct someone on a point they have made which is obviously incorrect, but when you have no intention of making the person he uttered the point, feel stupid or inadequate.
Person A: Is Twilight that movie with wizards?
Person B: Ah, no you've made a Baker's mistake there, that's Harry Potter.

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(It can be used in a student/teacher enviorment)
Teacher: What is the eighth planet?
Student: Er, Pluto?
Teacher: Oh no you've made a Baker's Mistake; it's Neptune.
A Baker's Mistake by Amoc910 October 10, 2011

a Baker's Shit ton

When there is way more than a Baker's dozen, a shit ton, "A Baker's Shit Ton".
Dude A: "Yo, we need a Shit Ton of donuts for this morning's wake and bake!"
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."
a Baker's Shit ton by GlazeHer October 30, 2013

(a) Baker’s shot 

When a drink is specifically in a glass with a wider lip than basin and the drink is not filled to the brim such that there is only truly ~50% of the drink present
Damn Alex’s dad ordered a strawberry margarita but they forsurely gave him (a) baker’s shot as the drink is not filled to the brim of his strawberry margarita
(a) Baker’s shot by Ggg ez ez September 11, 2021

A Baker's Dozen

A state of having so many women interested in you that a dozen would be an understatement. Therefore, it is known that you have a "Baker's Dozen" women
"Look at David go! That guy's got A Baker's Dozen! Girls just can't get enough of him"
A Baker's Dozen by mouseman956 January 4, 2025

Pull a baker

To kill yourself
(Hannah baker from 13 reasons why on netflix that killed herself)
X: Im about to pull a baker
Y: What?
X: Hannah baker