Zorgon 

Noun. A fictitious planet; used when describing someone when they are very drunk or high, to the point that they are on another planet.

Dude I’m on fucking zorgon right now

Zorgon by ShepherdActual June 18, 2020

zorgon 

Noun. Generally a white person with dreads. This person often wears birkenstocks, can be seen longboarding, or chilling. Alpha zorgons are zorgons who operate on the next level, often wearing top hats, flowy pants, arcteryx jackets, and feathers and hair wraps.

That chick from 4 Non Blondes might be the queen of all zorgons.

zorgon by zorgon defense initiative March 1, 2011

Zorgon 

A planet worse than hell. So hot and inhabitable.

Zorgon is a planet.

Zorgon by Ashly777 August 21, 2022

Zorgon 

The Demon of all Demons. If you see it, Run For Your Life!

The Zorgon is coming, Run For Your Lives!

Zorgon by Nima December 4, 2004

Zorgon 

Every woman carries baggage from a zorgon sooner or later.
ZORGON:
Remote and distant lizard being thinly disguised as a human, that shows no emotion while being very emo all day long. Craves world domination and secretly lives in an anime cartoon world.

Defense mechanisms: acid spit and mind control

Don't eat me MR ZORGON!

RUN! it's a full fledged ZORGON alert!

Once a zorgon, always a Zorgon.

Ladies, you can't change a Zorgon.

That Zorgon done gone broke her heart...

That Zorgon ate my baby!!!

Sector 4 is riddled with zorgons, we must reroute!

Zorgon by hennerman January 17, 2010

Zorgon 

A planet worse than hell. I don't go there. An Asian lady fries bugs live on this planet. It is hotter than Venus.

Zorgon is a firey planet.

Zorgon by Ashly777 August 21, 2022

Lord Zorgon 

The master of all beings... Has a dick bigger than your average OG Mudbone.

Girl: Man, Lord Zorgon has such a huge penis!

Guy:I know, right?

Lord Zorgon by Peasant Male May 27, 2018