Zellwegered 

(v.) letting some random stranger have the luxury of paying for your overpriced restaurant meal.

'Man, I hit it big last night, I met this hot chick. Trouble was, she Zeta Jonesed this huge carbo dinner at Babbo, then she Zellwegered me.'"

Zellwegered by Societe Anonyme April 26, 2003

renee zellweger 

A well known actress that can act quite well but DAMN she's ugly.

Renee Zellweger has three important awards but she is STILL ugly.

renee zellweger by igivedefinitions May 8, 2011

renee zellweger 

the anti viagra, i.e. the cure for a case of the boners

Looking at a picture of Renee Zellweger is a one way trip to flaccid-ville

renee zellweger by The Clowns Pocket March 7, 2008

renee zellweger 

Renee Zellweger: An extraordinarily hideous actress who looks like she's suffering from a variety of different syndromes; namely: anaphylactic shock, constipation, variola major (smallpox), and bloating.

Just look at Renee Zellweger's "un-touched" photos. Serious allergic reaction there.

renee zellweger by Jada Skye October 29, 2006

Renée Zellweger 

ugly, anoxeric, transexual, whore, who shouldn't have married kenny chesney, bad actress, has a chode, and just down right sucks

Renee zellweger is a man!

Renée Zellweger by Bamababe June 12, 2005

Zellweger 

A sexual act where one blows his load into a girl's mouth, then jams cut up lemons into her mouth so she makes a scrunched up sour face, looking like Rene Zellweger.

You should have seen this girl after I gave her a Zellweger last night. Thankfully I remembered to bring my lemons with me.

Zellweger by Ron- April 6, 2008

zellweger 

(v.): to completely change one's appearance in a short period of time while denying having had plastic surgery

or

(n.): someone who is mistaken for you but who looks nothing like you; extremely awkward doppelgänger

"dude she totally zellwegered since last week!"

"whoa thought that was Fred, but I just waved at his zellweger!"

zellweger by schticktionary October 22, 2014