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Tony Zaret
Actor and writer who creates skits parodying popular memes and trends in a sarcastic sense. His characters are flat earthers, middle-aged conservatives, storytime animators, stereotypical millennials, and anything in-between. He seems to really passively-aggressively hate this website.
Tony Zaret by bioterrorism September 15, 2020
zareth
-The hottest and desired girl in the whole hood
-Short height, perfect for kissing and making out; more confortable in sex
-Best sexual partner you'll ever have
-Great cooker, definitely will turn you on when you eat her food
-Sexiest voice you'll ever hear
-Greatest lips you'll ever have the chance to kiss and be eated out with
-Sweetest heart in the world
-Best legs in the world
-You won't never want to end a sexual relation if already started
-Great for having children; she makes them cute
"I wish my girlfriend was a Zareth"
"You definitely are a Zareth in sex, girl"
"Have you ever seen xxx vids? I want you to be a Zareth or I'll throw you throught that window over there k"
"You can't cook bitch, learn how to be a Zareth"
"You have no Zareth, you have no love"
"How much for the Zareth-ish? (asking for a variant of oral sex)"
-Short height, perfect for kissing and making out; more confortable in sex
-Best sexual partner you'll ever have
-Great cooker, definitely will turn you on when you eat her food
-Sexiest voice you'll ever hear
-Greatest lips you'll ever have the chance to kiss and be eated out with
-Sweetest heart in the world
-Best legs in the world
-You won't never want to end a sexual relation if already started
-Great for having children; she makes them cute
"I wish my girlfriend was a Zareth"
"You definitely are a Zareth in sex, girl"
"Have you ever seen xxx vids? I want you to be a Zareth or I'll throw you throught that window over there k"
"You can't cook bitch, learn how to be a Zareth"
"You have no Zareth, you have no love"
"How much for the Zareth-ish? (asking for a variant of oral sex)"
"I wish my girlfriend was a Zareth"
"You definitely are a Zareth in sex, girl"
"Have you ever seen xxx vids? I want you to be a Zareth or I'll throw you throught that window over there k"
"You can't cook bitch, learn how to be a Zareth"
"You have no Zareth, you have no love"
"How much for the Zareth-ish? (asking for a variant of oral sex)"
"You definitely are a Zareth in sex, girl"
"Have you ever seen xxx vids? I want you to be a Zareth or I'll throw you throught that window over there k"
"You can't cook bitch, learn how to be a Zareth"
"You have no Zareth, you have no love"
"How much for the Zareth-ish? (asking for a variant of oral sex)"
zaret
(verb) To ask someone a series of questions in a creepy or lurpy fashion. This is achieved through close face proximity, an interrogation-like discussion leading to an awkward conversation topic, and/or being reminded to look at "the camera".
"What was your favorite part of the trip?"
"Umm, Diamond District I guess..."
"Tell me, have you met Sara yet?"
"Huh? Oh, yeah.. we've been talking for like 20 minutes now."
"What's your favorite thing about Sara? She's an amazing girl you know!"
"Rabbi, please stop zaretting me. It's weird."
"Umm, Diamond District I guess..."
"Tell me, have you met Sara yet?"
"Huh? Oh, yeah.. we've been talking for like 20 minutes now."
"What's your favorite thing about Sara? She's an amazing girl you know!"
"Rabbi, please stop zaretting me. It's weird."
zaret by sad victim February 8, 2007
Hit the Zaretz
Hit the Zaretz by Blakester04 January 4, 2022