Wranglerip 

That uncontrollable urge to finish ripping off, or removing, the already half removed sewned "Wrangler" patch from the person wearing "Wrangler" jeans standing directly in front of you.

As the cowboy preceded to mount his horse, she noticed that the thread worn "Wrangler" patch on the back of his pants was barely hanging on. She could not control the urge, so when the cowboy got up on his horse, she grabbed the 'Wrangler' patch and performed a Wranglerip and put the Wrangler patch out of it's misery.

Wranglerip by Ignatz1413 May 7, 2020

Rim Wrangler 

A term to describe a gay Cowboy. Mainly the dominant in a relationship. ie Broke back Mountain style.

"No one suspected that Clem on the Dude Ranch was a Rim Wrangler!"

Rim Wrangler by will bitten October 10, 2016

tard wrangler 

Person who's job it is to corral or otherwise guide a group of "slow or special people" while they are being transported from place-to-place (usually via foot).

While at the zoo, I saw a tard wrangler attempting to wrangle a stray tard when he bolted from the group near the monkey cage.

tard wrangler by The Sarge November 13, 2003

Tard Wrangler 

Teacher designated to corral non-docile retards

The tard was on a rampage, so we had to call in a tard wrangler.

Tard Wrangler by Platitudinous November 18, 2014

Tard wrangler 

a person responsible for herding retards from one area to another.

why am i still working as a tard wrangler

Tard wrangler by stupidretard420 October 4, 2006

tard wrangler 

the tard guards who have to do the dirty work

that tard wrangler just ran down two tards

tard wrangler by JakeLaurie April 12, 2017

cat wrangler 

A man who owns more than two cats.

His home will have numerous cat toys and at least 2 litter boxes. The cats will likely have different dietary requirements from one another. Guests to his home should avoid wearing clothing, which will inevitably be covered in hair upon sitting down. He will alternately dote upon and express profound frustration about his furry charges.

Note that this should not be confused with a hoarder. Although there may well be evidence of litter box-related accidents, the cat wrangler's cats will be *alive*.

"One cat, you're a guy with a cat. Two cats, you're a guy who wants his cats to have some company. Three cats, you're a cat wrangler....clear your schedule."

cat wrangler by CatNumberFour October 23, 2012