Workstitution 

A term describing how Work is much like Prostitution. A company has the use of your body for a period of time (8hr +) in exchange for money.

Gary was a whore for Overtime. He didn't care how bad Management treated him . He fell deep into Workstitution.

Workstitution by will bitten December 24, 2016

whorestitution 

The combination of whoring and prostitution.

How did your whorestitution go over the weekend?

whorestitution by AtomBalls May 6, 2006

workstipation 

A backup of tasks that never seem to complete, but then one day you arrive at work without a hangover and get them all done in two hours. The relief is like letting loose a poo that has been hanging around in your mind for days. Time for a drink. You earned it, buddy! Start the cycle over again. Addiction to laxatives is very common. Addiction to booze is even more common. Workstipation afflicts many more people than even know they have it.

Jesus Fucking Christ, I can't believe no one noticed that I had Workstipation for the past three months. All I gotta do is sober up here once in a while to get shit done? Fuck yeah! Let the work poo flow, bitches. Eat it.

workstipation by drunk dude 69 June 13, 2018

wrestitution 

Forcibly-obtained compensation/correction for one or more past wrongs suffered by da person doing said forcible valuables-extraction, or by da client of said extractor.

Calvin thought he could compel Susie to pay him a sizeable ransom for da return of her stuffed bunny, but then when Susie ran off with Hobbes, it was Calvin himself who became da unwilling giver of wrestitution.

wrestitution by QuacksO July 15, 2021

Workstipation 

When you have to poop at work but there is a huge gap in the stall so all your co-workers can see you and you get very constipated wishing you were still working from home.

Three weeks back at the office after covid, have to go number 2, and no way I'm pooping next to my co-workers who recognize my shoes, so yeah, I have Workstipation.

Workstipation by PickleBadger April 13, 2022