Winona State

Winona State University is a college where students are able to learn how to improve their world and the community around them, as well as be successful in any career that the students choose to pursue. Through intense studying and commitment, this can be done while also attending the many parties, shindigs and get-togethers at the University while getting smashed, hammered, nailed, penetrated, blown, drunk, high, and last but not least, getting laid.
These activities are able to be done largely in part from the dedication of the students to their party-tastic lifestyle and the commitment involved within said lifestyle. This is all great, but the clincher is the 5:1 girl:guy ratio that sets Winona State apart from the rest.

Dude, we need to party and get laid!
Ummmm, duh. That's why we are going to Winona State!

Winona State by MisterSmiles February 20, 2009

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Winona Slyder

What Winona Ryder would be if she was a burger from White Catles.

"Damn, this Slyder's the bomb diggity!"

"Yeah? Is it a Winona Slyder?"

Winona Slyder by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009

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Winona Spider

What Winona Ryder would be if she was an arachnid.

Spider.

"Watch out, Bronson, there's a Winona Spider in your hair!"

Winona Spider by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

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Wenona School

A school on sydney’s north shore for rich bitches who’s daddies own big companies and make big bucks. 90% of the school are blondes with blue eyes and surfboards. they are try hard groms and think they’re top shit but all other schools know they’re not.

individually the girls can be very nice and funny and smart, but when around others of the same kind, they can change.

oh does that girl go to wenona school? she must be rich. and a bitch. uh oh

Wenona School by phannysthiffer April 13, 2019