Wine Shits

Extremely loose, wet stool that is induced by drinking too much wine of any variety. Wine Shits are known for their extremely rancid, stench and shit vapors bouquet. The remnant smell of Wine Shits is known to linger for extended periods of time and are most often encountered in office restrooms on Monday mornings after the office's resident wine connoisseurs have been on a weekend bender.

No one wanted to use the Men's restroom on Monday morning. Ron was well known for making his usual early morning arrival and sharing a wicked smelling case of the Wine Shits from his weekend wine bender.

Wine Shits by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015

Wine Bottle Shits 

When you have one solid turd acting like a cork on a wine bottle holding back liquid diarrhea. This usually occurs after a night of drinking alcohol. Especially wine.

I had a bad case of the wine bottle shits this morning. I sat down on the toilet and passed a single solid turd. After that it was nothing but diarrhea.

Wine Bottle Shits by Johnny G-Spot November 13, 2009

Wineshots 

A ritual commonly displayed by inhabitants of Geneva , Switzerland. The ritual consists in highly educated people getting together to celebrate their unpaid internships and/or financial shortcomings that have led to, a partial or full, financial dependency on their parents until what is considered, in most societies, to be a very old age. The ritual consists of people getting together and downing full cups of "Mountain" wine, which is the cheapest drink in the region, at any public park while utilizing disposable cups. However, anyone can engage in the ritual anywhere in the world as long as these people fulfill the following 5 conditions. First, they have to be at least 25 in age and, at least partially, financially dependent on parents. Second they have to be enrolled in, or have completed, a master's degree or above. Third, they have to do so with any type of wine which the bottle costs less than $3, converted to the respective currency of course. Fourth, they have to do so at any park or public event which one does not have to pay to attend. Finally, they have to down the full cup of wine utilizing any type of disposable container.

Ricky: Wineshots everyoneeeeee
Everyone else: NOOOOOO... okay let's do it, we are fucked anyways.

Wineshots by Mommolasucks March 28, 2019