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Admiral of the Windward Passage

A person who has an ass fixation
Every time I wore those pants, I'd get some Admiral of the Windward Passage trying to make eye-contact.

Navigate the Windward Passage 

Captain Cook couldn't wait to show the Tahitian Cheif's daughter how well he could Navigate the Windward Passage, before a Ziffon and setting sail for Australia.
A West Los Angeles private school at which students are often smart & rich. Unfortunately for other local schools like Archer, Harvard Westlake, Brentwood, Crossroads, and, Oakwood, Students at Windward tend to be better than everyone at nearly everything. A typical "Windward boy" will have 6pack abs, be somewhat metrosexual, and, be incredibly friendly. A "Windward girl" is usually nice, but, can most likely be found with a blackberry in one hand and a Starbucks in the other.
Girl 1: Hey do you go to Windward?

Girl 2: No, why?

Girl 1: Nothing, i thought i recognized you from Starbucks

Windward Boy 1: Hey Bro, after school, wanna go on a run around the park so we can take off our shirts and "accidentally" show our abs to the group of girls by the locker room?

Windward Boy 2: Defiantly, let me just go put my cardigan in my locker and do a few more good deeds.

windowmime 

(noun) The act of broadly gesturing and/or mouthing words to someone on the opposite side of a pane of glass (e.g., a window, car window, etc.), even if the other party could hear you if you spoke.
(verb) To engage in an act of windowmime.
"Betsy let me know she needed her car keys after she went outside by the key-usey-hand-twisty windowmime."
windowmime by Kauffy November 16, 2018

Windowfart 

When you have several instant messenger windows open and you accidentally type something into one of them that was meant to go to another person. Usually something that can get you in trouble if it goes to the wrong recipient. Similar to a brain fart.
Oh no, I just totally windowfarted and sent the following message to my boss instead of my friend.

Message - "Did you hear that he smoked a joint in the hallway outside the office yesterday?"
Windowfart by PixieBug October 16, 2008