Wet No 

Wet no: a block of wood carved to say no, and used to cum on after jerking off

You're such a wet no user

Wet No by Retardedturkery September 1, 2020

Wet No Tuppy 

When someone feels that they are better or more skilled than they truly are at a specific job, task, or operation.

I'll tell ya....that Will...He sure is a Wet No Tuppy! Coming in here acting like he knows everything that he was taught just a minute ago.

Wet No Tuppy by good vs well February 1, 2023

no why are your hands wet 

A typical question someone asks when your hands have a moisture or liquid on them

“No Why are your hands wet” “What do you mean” “Your hands are wet”

no why are your hands wet by StreakZus Christ May 18, 2023

Wet Nog

To Insert a males forehead into a females vagina.

Dude my hair is so sticky. I shouldn't have Wet Nogged that girl last night.

Wet Nog by Sticky Hair December 10, 2010

Wet nose 

A wet nose is an insult someone uses when they are dissatisfied with your ability to execute commands in a very large machine, usually delivered by a superior.

“Ok wet nose here's a real tough one, flip on the auto pilot by hitting A”

“mission almost successful Wet nose!”

Wet nose by dafokhmmmmmmmmmm November 1, 2018

Wet Noodle 

A person who's lame and boring. Not particularly terrible, just like a "meh" person. They don't contribute a whole ton, they don't take initiative, they're gunna probably have a boring life. A shrug of a person.

Oh dude don't waste your time, that guy is a total wet noodle.

Wet Noodle by tim1010 May 23, 2018

Wet Noodle Syndrome 

A level of intoxication that a girl reaches, at which point she starts crying for no reason.

Malina concluded she had wet noodle syndrome when she could not explain why she cried by herself in the bathroom for 2 hours at last night's party, ruining the night for her and everyone around her.

Wet Noodle Syndrome by sulligas January 2, 2012