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dank ass weed 

Really fine cannabis. High quality marijuana that provides an intense effect.
Yo. We be hittin' an' jammin' at da party after smokin' some dank ass weed.
dank ass weed by Billy Be Da Poppa' December 15, 2015

ass weed 

When you eat a shitload of grass, which doesn't digest, the next time you shit it's almost pure green
example- Nick: Bryan what the fuck took you so long to take a shit

Bryan: I had major fucking ass weed cause i eat grass cause im a fucking cow.
ass weed by N53Nick May 13, 2009

asshole weed 

when inmates shove weed so far up their rectum it doesn’t come out when the cough for an asshole check.
guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out of my asshole
asshole weed by crustydiscarge69 February 4, 2021

asshole weed 

when an inmate shoved weed up their up their anus into their rectum so it doesn’t come out for their cough test
hey guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out, i’m amazed! i don’t even know where the lighter went!
asshole weed by crustydiscarge69 February 4, 2021
Someone who graduated highschool with a maximum 1.5 GPA and succeeded in barely passing gym. One might see them agressively hitting on women younger or older than themselves and may be heard talking about all the drugs/bitches they are gonna do this weekend. Dont be surprised if they wind up being way too cool for you.
My cousin is nothing but a dirty drugaddicted weedass.
weedass by douche conoe enigma February 14, 2014