Wankbeg

Term used by the Northern Irish in order to describe a male that has recently said or done something unintelligent or undesirable.

You fucking wankbeg thats a pint of Guinness you just dropped in me lap!

Wankbeg by Matt-eh June 3, 2005

wankbeard 

When something just 'aint right, or is just generally shitty. Can also be abbreviated to 'beard.

That club was completely fuckin wankbeard

wankbeard by lolololotek January 5, 2014

wankberry 

More approproate name for the business idiots who use blackberry phones, specifically the poeple who clip them to their chino's in a special wankberry leather holster and whip them out whilst you are trying to have a conversation with them.

If you combine the permanent bluetooth ear-piece then, congratulations, you look the complete work-obsessed fool you dreamt about as a child.

I had a meeting earlier with James Slimeball and every half a nano-second he kept checking his wankberry incase some idiot had sent him a cc email which is meaningless nonsense.

wankberry by Chris Murrin January 1, 2009

wankbag

Commonly used as a derogatory term for a chav

Ah, look at that utter wankbag over there!

wankbag by Captain Sensible May 23, 2005

wankbag

a cocksmoker

george bush is a wankbag

wankbag by yi mudder July 2, 2003

Mahattan Wankbag'n 

The act of jerking someone off into a plastic wal-mart bag while in Manhattan.

Justin: How was your trip to Manhattan?
me: it was good, I got jerked off into a walmart bag
Justin: What?! She was Mahattan Wankbag'n!

Mahattan Wankbag'n by sTEAK fINGERS July 2, 2017

Wankbag

A bag of wank, someone who is useful for nothing else but to collect the sex wee of dirty men.

Literal: "Wow Paris Hilton's a real wankbag in that sex tape"

Everyday: "You know that dude Dan? He totally stole my slushee the other day. What a wankbag."

Wankbag by Aoife Brady September 2, 2007