Wackin

To masterbate with a wacking motion, to Megan Fox with a poster of Jessica Biel on the wall. While listening to the Wezzer song "Why Bother" and talkin dirty while biting your lower lip.

"Kyle 2 was wacking when his mom stumbled in and apluaded at the fact that his pee pee worked"

Wackin by Masterbation Analyzist January 21, 2010

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Wackin

to be a hot white male...that usually turns females on at first glance

DAYMNN that boy is wackin

"WACKIN"

Theres a lot of WACKINS here

Wackin by emshay June 23, 2009

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Wackin' the Dilly

Used to describe when one is sitting around doing nothing. Usually in reference to masturbating. Stroking the cock, massaging the giggle stick, getting your groove on with your hand, flicking the wrist, masturbating.

Wackin' the Dilly: Dude, are you going to do anything today or are you going to sit around Wackin'the Dilly?

Wackin' the Dilly by Becky and Jess August 20, 2007

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wackin weener

when he whips it around in the air before sex. he slaps your face with that shit & slaps your ass. it stings against your skin & he groans when they collide. after being whipped around for so long his cum gets all creamed up in his nuts like every little sperm cell was just vibin' in a blender gettin' all creamy. he shoves that shit into your drippin' grandma cooch & it burns. no lube, just straight & dry. you share stds for hours & hours. at the end of this kind of sex you'll insides will be so stirred up & creamified, you will never be the same. & that bitch will have a road rash on his dick for years.

zoro: man i just want chad to put his wackin weener into my dry ass virgin cooch & open me up like never before
theodore: or i could do that
zoro: shut the fuck up you dumb fat fuckin' ugly ass lump tard go shove a dead bird up your ass

wackin weener by flappy_cooch_69 April 25, 2020